the goblin showed up

"...hi..." said the goblin breaking the ice, continuing "...bear with me and all will be revealed in my posts whereas, if you do not read my posts, what point is there in my introduction here, no I won't spoil it for you, if you want to know, the person behind this mask that is, you'll gleam it for sure humans in what I write...", at which point the goblin asked in return "...besides, who can prove who they say they are on the Internet, not me for one, and anyway, I'm not really sure at this point if the man in the mirror, his docile family life and all the other trappings should be here at all, not if it is an "Internet self" I am creating for myself...", the girl walked calmly down the rows of bistro tables, coffee in hand ready to refuel the goblin's brain further, outside the rain poured away the last of the city's grime in a torrent of repetition, and all was hard fact "dailylife", "...and you would have me be this then, but my imagination is boundless mortals..." called the goblin across the ether as he slipped away to the awaiting Internet, so this then was him

Wlcome to the forum!

"...welcome earthling..." said the goblin "...this forum is meant for both normal people and for those have moved beyond from that point, though which you choose to be here only depends on what you want from the Internet in return, normal people only have normalcy but you want more I guess ..."

Welcome to the Goblin and the imaginative force behind!

Hope you enjoy your stay

the goblin welcomes the admin saying "...hail gallant hunter-gatherer armed with flint spear, so how goes modern day living in the UK these days, I hear there's still a wide range of "state of the art" stone utensils on offer in tescos, together with the latest animal skins for those willing to barter for them then...", and with that the goblin felt that he had broken the ice between them then

the goblin noted that in the welcome to fleamailman the subject of McDonald's was appropriate because it showed two diverging concepts, one of "finding oneself though posting" and the other of "losing oneself through McDonald's", "...OK both are not truly possible, but they just underline the concept trying to keep ones head above ones "dailylife" here, or drowning in it..."

love the pics and the stories, welcome

the goblin thanked queen bot for her post and then held up and looked a the tin of baked beans which he noted read "by appointment of her majesty" and then wondered if, when, and how she actually ate them