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this is something i found after i got told about some strage sex things.


the screaming pelican- having sex on a beach, take your manhood out, stick it in the sand and then up her/his back passage

the sphincter puncture- This is were the guy lies flat on his back with a stonking erection. Your girl is to be placed in a sex swing which is suspended from the ceiling (roughly 4 or 5ft above your penis) once you think your lined up, using the release remote you made earlier RELEASE HER.
She swoops down onto your cock, causing intense penortration and a punctured sphincter.

The Donkey Punch- This is when your ramming some bird up the arse. When you are about to ejaculate, you punch the bird in the back of the head to tighten her Anal Muscles up, thus giving you a better Orgasm.

Abraham Lincoln- Spunk over your other halfs face(The lower part, around the mouth). Then using the pubes you shaved off earlier, surprise her by throwing them all on her face, giving her an Abraham lincoln type beard.

the ice princess-Take a chick who thinks she is God's Gift to mankind. You know the type, the Ice Princess. And fuck her from behind, then take your two fingers, and shove them up her ass, when she turns around to scold you, plug those two fingers up her nose and say "What you think your shit don't stink?!"

Alabama Hot Pocket- Shit directly into a chick's pussy then eat her out

the white dragon-thats when a girl is sucking your cock and your about to cum and you slam her head down onto your cock..and have the cum spray out of her nose ( pr make her laugh)

the dog in a tub-Thats when you stuff your balls into a chicks asshole. Its very difficult to get them in and to keep them there, hence like a dog in a tub

the mj-Hide under her bed until you catch her masturbating and when you do jump out and get inside her ASAP, the record is 3.2 seconds including chasing her down.

davey crockett-A sexual maneuver in which you slip muscle relaxants into your gal's snizzpod, then slide your head in, thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap. Can come in handy on those cold winter nights.